{"product_id":"mccockin-cider-tee","title":"McCockin Cider Tee","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col text-sm pb-25\"\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto [content-visibility:auto] supports-[content-visibility:auto]:[contain-intrinsic-size:auto_100lvh] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"9fcd3010-d4d7-4e13-bff9-a186f2bcc4ff\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-299\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-turn=\"assistant\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"6fd1d567-eb68-4fe2-9551-0d1bd87f2adc\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-2\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[1px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"31\"\u003eMcCockin Cider Graphic Tee\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"32\" data-end=\"118\"\u003eIrish Inspired Humor Shirt | Funny St. Patrick’s Day Apparel | Luckless Outfitters\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"120\" data-end=\"166\"\u003eIf you are looking for subtle, this is not it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"168\" data-end=\"274\"\u003eIf you are looking for a funny Irish shirt that makes your buddy spit out his drink, welcome to the party.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"276\" data-end=\"498\"\u003eIntroducing the \u003cstrong data-start=\"292\" data-end=\"310\"\u003eMcCockin Cider\u003c\/strong\u003e tee from Luckless Outfitters. This design blends classic Irish pub vibes with a name that sounds like it has been on tap since 1847 and definitely got someone kicked out of a bar in 2023.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"500\" data-end=\"503\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"505\" data-end=\"545\"\u003eWhy You Need the McCockin Cider Shirt\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"547\" data-end=\"847\"\u003eThis funny Irish t shirt features bold typography, clinking green mugs, shamrocks, apples, and enough St. Patrick’s Day energy to make a leprechaun blush. The phrase “Nothing I Love More Than McCockin Cider” is printed loud and proud so there is zero confusion about your refined taste in… beverages.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"849\" data-end=\"963\"\u003eIt is playful.\u003cbr data-start=\"863\" data-end=\"866\"\u003eIt is inappropriate in the most charming way.\u003cbr data-start=\"911\" data-end=\"914\"\u003eIt is exactly what Luckless Outfitters does best.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"965\" data-end=\"977\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"979\" data-end=\"1121\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"979\" data-end=\"1008\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"981\" data-end=\"1008\"\u003eSt. Patrick’s Day parties\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1009\" data-end=\"1029\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1011\" data-end=\"1029\"\u003eIrish bar crawls\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1030\" data-end=\"1048\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1032\" data-end=\"1048\"\u003eBrewery nights\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1049\" data-end=\"1070\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1051\" data-end=\"1070\"\u003eBackyard bonfires\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1071\" data-end=\"1121\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1073\" data-end=\"1121\"\u003eMaking your in laws question your life choices\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1123\" data-end=\"1126\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1128\" data-end=\"1154\"\u003ePremium Fit and Comfort\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1156\" data-end=\"1341\"\u003eThis is not some scratchy novelty tee you wear once and regret. The McCockin Cider shirt is printed on a soft, high quality black tee that fits great and holds up after wash after wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1343\" data-end=\"1351\"\u003eYou get:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1353\" data-end=\"1540\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1353\" data-end=\"1379\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1355\" data-end=\"1379\"\u003eComfortable unisex fit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1380\" data-end=\"1433\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1382\" data-end=\"1433\"\u003eDurable print that pops with green, gold, and red\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1434\" data-end=\"1489\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1436\" data-end=\"1489\"\u003eBreathable fabric for long nights and bad decisions\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1490\" data-end=\"1540\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1492\" data-end=\"1540\"\u003eA guaranteed reaction from at least one person\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1542\" data-end=\"1545\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1547\" data-end=\"1577\"\u003eSEO Stuff But Make It Funny\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1579\" data-end=\"1593\"\u003eSearching for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1595\" data-end=\"1751\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1595\" data-end=\"1625\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1597\" data-end=\"1625\"\u003eFunny Irish shirts for men\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1626\" data-end=\"1659\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1628\" data-end=\"1659\"\u003eSt. Patrick’s Day graphic tee\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1660\" data-end=\"1688\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1662\" data-end=\"1688\"\u003eHilarious drinking shirt\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1689\" data-end=\"1716\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1691\" data-end=\"1716\"\u003eIrish pub humor apparel\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1717\" data-end=\"1751\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1719\" data-end=\"1751\"\u003eOffensive but tasteful t shirt\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1753\" data-end=\"1783\"\u003eCongratulations. You found it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1785\" data-end=\"1987\"\u003eThe McCockin Cider shirt is designed for people who appreciate word play, Irish culture, and a good laugh. It looks like a legitimate cider label until someone actually reads it. Then the magic happens.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1989\" data-end=\"1992\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1994\" data-end=\"2036\"\u003eFinal Thoughts From Luckless Outfitters\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2038\" data-end=\"2210\"\u003eAt Luckless Outfitters, we specialize in viral graphic apparel that walks the line between clever and questionable. McCockin Cider does not walk that line. It dances on it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2212\" data-end=\"2304\"\u003eThis shirt is for the bold.\u003cbr data-start=\"2239\" data-end=\"2242\"\u003eFor the sarcastic.\u003cbr data-start=\"2260\" data-end=\"2263\"\u003eFor the ones who say cheers with a smirk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2306\" data-end=\"2398\"\u003eOrder your McCockin Cider tee today and raise a glass to humor that hits a little different.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2400\" data-end=\"2477\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eLuckless Outfitters\u003cbr data-start=\"2419\" data-end=\"2422\"\u003eCountry inspired lifestyle clothing with zero apologies\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"z-0 flex min-h-[46px] justify-start\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Luckless Outfitters","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ SM","offer_id":45057749090357,"sku":"6210-Black-McCockinCider-SM","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ MD","offer_id":45057749123125,"sku":"6210-Black-McCockinCider-MD","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ LG","offer_id":45057749155893,"sku":"6210-Black-McCockinCider-LG","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":45057749188661,"sku":"6210-Black-McCockinCider-XL","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":45057749221429,"sku":"6210-Black-McCockinCider-2XL","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":45057749254197,"sku":"6210-Black-McCockinCider-3XL","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":45057749286965,"sku":"6210-Black-McCockinCider-4XL","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":45057749319733,"sku":"6210-Black-McCockinCider-5XL","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0709\/6582\/1493\/files\/PhotoFeb132026_14600PM.jpg?v=1773771370","url":"https:\/\/for-all-your-needs-9558.myshopify.com\/products\/mccockin-cider-tee","provider":"For All Your Needs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}